jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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papawolfjoel:

We were born mutants. Not soldiers.

hugsfromgreg:

egberts:

wikeni:

kanmae-west:

nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

egberts:

spooktre:

egberts:

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

I need to read what I read again

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

Not to be too direct but I need to direct you to stop this shit

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

ebunnies:

my friends little brother lays it down

ebunnies:

my friends little brother lays it down